fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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