: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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