i just google imaged poop.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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