If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
