is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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