Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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