Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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