i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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