So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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