dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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