Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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