I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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