Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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