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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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