Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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