don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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