AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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