I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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