considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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