I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
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I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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