Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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