Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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