i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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