my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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