and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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