its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You did what with his pubic hair?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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