After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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