Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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