they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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