I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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