The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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