why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Come see our sink grown plant.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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