the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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