somebody snuck up and got me drunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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