you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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