I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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