Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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