whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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