god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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