Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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