Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I smell like Dick and happiness
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