Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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