Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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