I'm lost and stupid without you.
I have demons in me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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