East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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