yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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