Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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