I wish I could punch you in the face.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
