Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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