Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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