Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
