i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
even my farts smell like vagina
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
