woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I cut my penus on the lid.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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